April 8, 1972: Big Wheelie & the Hubcaps

 


        For April Fool’s Day, let’s kick some tires with Buffalo’s most successful musical put-on: 

April 8, 1972

Big Wheelie & Hubcaps

Look Back to Old 1957 

“Isn’t she a beauty?”

        Big Ace, chain-laden guitarist for Big Wheelie & The Hubcaps, slouches up to the gleaming black and white 1956 Chevy Bel Air hardtop.

        “Some kid brought her in from California,” he growls. ‘They don’t make ‘em like that any more.”

        “Cars ain’t got any style now,” Big Wheelie himself sneers. “They all look like space ships.”

        Cars were the first thing that seemed weird when they awoke from 14 years of suspended animation which started when a bomb blast buried the abandoned supermarket where they were practicing.

        “Everybody tries to tell us we’re Friendship Train in funny clothes,” Big Wheelie snarls. “Well, it ain’t true. We’re straight from 1957 and let me tell youse, daddy-o, things ain’t cool like they usta be.”

        “You seen the hubcaps on the cars now?” bass player Carlos Rickey complains. “Some of ‘em ain’t even got hubcaps. Can you believe that? No hubcaps, just the wheel and the tire and they got locks on ‘em. I don’t like ‘em. They got no class.”

        They feel the same way about today’s music. After a couple of weeks following a Buffalo commercial-rock group called Friendship Train, they decided it was time for action.

        They cruised into the club where Friendship Train was playing, locked the group in their dressing room and took the stage to put out what they called “real music.”

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BIG WHEELIE himself, dressed in his silver lame suit, the one he says was made from the bumper of a ’57 Chevy, his black shirt open to show at least a cool three buttonsworth of T-shirt, felt obliged to make some sort of explanation to the surprised audience.

        “Hey,” he scowled, draping himself around the microphone. “We’re Big Wheelie & Da Hubcaps and we were buried alive in a time capsule in 1957 …”

        Then they launched into “Johnny B. Goode.” Big Ace further confounded the crowd with a genuine imitation Chuck Berry duckwalk. Forty rollicking minutes later, they split, stopping only to free the bewildered members of Friendship Train.

        As the California Chevy rolls up to the Avenue Soda Shoppe on Buffalo’s North Side for picture-taking and the minute the group hits the sidewalk, passing drivers slow up and gawk. That inspires Deeker the drummer to make faces at them.

        The photographer focuses in. Wheelie gives his hair an extra adjustment, organist Dora Knobbe pushes back her ever-present 59-cent shades, singer Justine tugs up the collar of her floppy white shirt and …

        “Hey, you kids, get out from behind there.”

        The kids don’t move.

        “Look, I’ll buy ya ice cream or somethin’, c’mon.”

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THEY STILL don’t move. The kid chaser shrugs. He’s the group’s mountainous manager, Fred Casserta, who (in his secret identity as Col. Hubcap) has guided the group into an uneasy truce with the natives of 1972.

        The second time they locked up Friendship Train, the colonel (manager of Friendship Train in real life) threw his body across the fire exit and singlehandedly stopped Big Wheelie and the gang from leaving.

        That night the crowd, though they’d been taken aback at first by the rough crew onstage, wound up applauding and sending up slips of paper to request their favorite moldy oldies from the ‘50s. Things like “Peggy Sue” and “Little Bitty Pretty One’ and old Everly Brothers stuff.

        Col. Hubcap recognized talent when he saw it. His proposition was simple: “C’mon, cats, I’m gonna make you a star.”

        He found the four guys and three girls separate apartments above candy stores and broadened their repertoire by turning them onto a few hits from the early ‘60s – “Running Bear,” “The Twist” and “Duke of Earl.”

        The colonel figured he’d have Big Wheelie do one set a night whenever Friendship Train played, but at first local clubowners were a little reluctant.

        The old rock revival got stronger during the winter, however, and a few successful out-of-town appearances ultimately made Big Wheelie a regular part of the Friendship Train show. Lately they’ve even made solo appearances.

        Their second one was last Sunday at the Night Owl on Buffalo’s West Side. It was complete with prizes for the best-dressed greaser and a jitterbug contest.

     Augmenting their full-sounding and relatively faithful adaptations of more than 60 oldies are Big Ace’s flashy guitar playing, a variety of three-, four- and five-part harmonies and a flair for mock dramatization.

        In “Angel Baby,” singers Justine and the pony-tailed, bobby-soxed Rosa Maria Mancuso fight over the affections of the squirming, preening Wheelie, who enjoys every second of it. The situation is reversed in “My Boyfriend’s Back.”

        It all worked up to Wheelie doing a pair of powerful Elvis Presley songs, the shimmy and everything. “Elvis is da king,” Wheelie will tell you, “and Big Wheelie is da prince!”

        In the months since their suspended animation ended, they’ve discovered that the ‘70s provide few of the kicks that made the ‘50s fun. They talk about it as they settle down for a typical ‘50s snack – giant sodas and mammoth banana boats in the soda shoppe, which aside from the fresh paint looks much like it must have 15 years ago.

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“THE MUSIC today is really out of touch, daddy-o,” Carlos Rickey complains. “There’s no Dick Clark and American Bandstand, no Ed Sullivan, no Mickey Mouse Club.”

        “For a while we had a really hard time telling the boys from the girls,” the Deeker says jokingly. “They all wear beards and they all wear sailor pants and they’re saying things like ‘Right on!’ and ‘Do your thing!’

        “And they’re drinkin’ tequila and talkin’ about marijuana. The strongest thing we smoke is cornsilk. Now that’s really good stuff, cornsilk. And we drink sodas.”

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“THE STORES don’t have any cool clothes,” Justine puts in. “Nobody has straight pants. And white socks are really hard to get.”

        “Hey,” Carlos Rickey says, “try and get some hair pomade. You just can’t find it everywhere.”

        “And the kids all talk about peace,” Big Ace says. “You can’t even start a rumble these days. And those hubcaps, they ain’t worth a dime.”

        Col. Hubcap says he has big plans for the group in the next few weeks. Bumper stickers, T-shirts, fan club membership cards.

        Out soon will be a single they recorded recently at Fred Casserta’s Sound & Stage Studios – Bobby Lewis’ “Tossin’ and Turnin’” with “The Ballad of Big Wheelie & The Hubcaps.”

        Plus they have a pile of dates, including solo appearances tomorrow night and April 16 at The Night Owl.

        They’ll be with Friendship Train tonight and next Wednesday, Friday and Saturday at Devil’s Rock in Batavia, next Tuesday at the Landmark in Sloan, April 17 to 22 at The Night Owl (except April 18) and at The Scene on Niagara Falls Boulevard May 2 to 14 and May 30 to June 11.

        “We never play for the fun of it,” Ace growls, “we play because we LOVE it!”

        “When we play,” Wheelie sneers, “the jitterbugs come out of the woodwork, but that isn’t enough. Our job now is that we wanna make the whole world coo-ool, just like it was in 1957.”

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The box/sidebar: 

Chuggin’ Right Along 

        The seven members of Friendship Train, whose careers had chugged along admirably for nearly a year before Big Wheelie & The Hubcaps came along, were asked to comment on their new stage-mates.

        “They’re just greasers,” says guitarist Dan Cook. “And hoods,” says singer Judy Ware. “Hey, thanks for the compliments,” Big Wheelie purrs.

        “They don’t have to call us Freakship Train,” singer Linda Socie complains.

        “Every night before they go on, I wonder if it’s going to go over, whether the people are going to accept them at all,” says singer Chuck Vicario, the former Caesar of Caesar & The Romans. “But somehow they always do. It’s incredible.”

        “Actually, we have a lot of fun with them sometimes,” says organist Carol Fremy.

        Of the group’s two newest members, bass guitarist Angelo Monaco, 23, of Buffalo, had no comment. Drummer Guy French, 23, of Ellicottville, noted: “I woulda been 25, but I was sick for two years.”

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IN THE PHOTO: Big Wheelie & The Hubcaps hanging out in front of a local candy store, from left: Rose Marie Mancuso, Big Ace, Carlos Rickey, Dora Knobbe, Justine, Big Wheelie and Deeker.

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FOOTNOTE: For a while in the ‘70s, they rivaled Sha Na Na and traveled extensively. I ran into them one afternoon walking along the Sunset Strip in L.A. Sadly, Big Wheelie rolled off to that big cruise night in the sky about a year ago. Covid.

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