Oct. 23, 1976 review: Frank Zappa at the Aud
A Zappa concert like none other, thanks in part to a certain special presence.
Oct.
23, 1976
Sure,
Zappa’s Older,
But Smarter Too
Thirteen
states of realization from the Frank Zappa concert Friday night in Memorial
Auditorium:
1. This is one of the most thorough
bottle searches known to man. One at the door. And man, it’s cold outside. One
at the gate. One at the floor.
2. Cheers for mention of WBUF from the
crowd, who are bold enough to do with the lights up what most concert crowds do
with the lights down.
3. Zappa gets older – he’s past 30 –
but his fans don’t. Except for a few diehard freaks, they’re basically 18 to
21. Official Festival East headcount: “A little over 6,000.”
4. The band appears at 8:25. For
introductions, let us turn to the official “Oh God, Not Another Frank Zappa Bio
… or If This Is Really Rock n’ Roll, How Come Nobody Dances to It?”
5. “Eddie was formerly with Roxy Music
… Terry, Patrick Ray & Bianca are all from the
6. Never see Terry. A large monitor
speaker stage center blocks the view of the drums from front seats. Zappa’s genius
apparently has not tackled the problem of stage clutter.
7. But his genius has tackled
everything else. This is not a concert. This is a guided tour of Frank Zappa’s
fantasies. Lurking behind that familiar moustache and lip goatee and ratty red
jumpsuit is the rebellion and gratification every struggling late adolescent
wants to achieve.
8. Bianca is a master stroke. Mouths
drop at the sight of this Black woman with blonde hair and big hoop earrings.
She does everything with a wiggle, even the keyboards.
9. No opening act. Zappa plays 2
hours, 15 minutes straight. No encores.
10. Selections are as new as “Working
in a Gas Station” from the new album, “Zoot Allures,” to a doo-wop “You Don’t
Try to Call Me” from “Ruben & the Jets (1967).”
11. Bionic Funk – that’s what he calls
this music – is powerful stuff. Zappa hasn’t sounded this tough in years. His
guitar playing is a marvel.
12. Unmentioned in the biography is
the cuddly white stuffed poodle introduced as Frenchie. Poodles are a recurring
abuse in Zappa’s lyrics. So is cannibalism.
13. The final encore, an amazing “Camarillo
Brillo,” is the most spirited Zappa this reviewer has ever seen. Do these
people have a good time playing this crazy music? You bet they do. Zappa hasn’t
gotten older. He’s gotten smarter.
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IN
THE PHOTO: Cover from Zappa’s live album, “Philly ’76.”
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FOOTNOTE:
The music from Zappa’s 1976 tour is preserved on “Philly ’76,”
recorded Oct. 29 at the Spectrum in
The Purple Lagoon
Stinkfoot
(unknown
– probably The Poodle Lecture)
Dirty
Love
Wind
Up Workin’ in a Gas Station
The
Torture Never Stops
(unknown
– probably City of
You
Didn’t Try to Call Me
I’m
Not Satisfied
Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy
Bwana
Dik
Chrissy
Puked Twice
Dinah-Moe
Humm
Stranded
in the Jungle
My
Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
Apostrophe
Muffin
Man
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